You Know It's Going to Be a Great Day...

...when you have a PTA fundraiser (thank goodness someone else is in charge of it), your daughter has a doctor appointment because she's been running a fever for 2.5 days, you have to sift all the trash in and out of the house to look for a missing pair of glasses, the middle school has decided (apparently) to change its pick up policy (which, incidentally, occurs when your dr. appointment is scheduled), and you're really tired from being up on and off all night long with the sick preschooler.  Did I really throw away all the chocolate two days ago?!  What was I thinking???!!!  Good times!