So, I would like to say that during Stake Conference I was blissfully pondering great messages of spiritual uplift (which there were an abundance of), but um...I was busy being entertained.
I hereby give you ... what our children do during Stake Conference:
Princess
by Caleb, Ben, Lizzi, Matthew & Nathan
Once upon a time there was a dragon, a princess and a lazy couch potato who played Mario too much. However, according to an ancient prophecy, this said couch potato had to save the princess. But he preferred brunettes and the princess was blond so he went in search of a princess who had brown hair. But this princess dyed her hair brown with a $2 bottle of dye from Walgreens in order to be saved by--er--"Prince Charming." The couch potato arrived and said "Let's go swimming," but the princess's hair dye had not set so it started coming out in the water but she didn't notice and kept swimming. Soon all the dye was out and she was a blonde again. So the couch potato said, "You're ugly with yellow hair," and left.
The princess then decided to get even on the couch potato by destroying his Mario games. But unfortunately, she was Princess Peach and so they died.
The End


